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Report: Looking at specific website causes sterility


Skipping, not just for little girls anymore!


Ask the Mayor of Seattle

Super Powers
Which super power most closely resembles the one you have:

Ability to fly off the handle
Ability to brew super strength coffee
Invisibility to South Koreans
Ability to run faster than the speed of a lite brite
Mind control over people named Joanne
Super clothes folding


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Muslims riots for more Family Circus


Muslims demanding Jeffy & Co.

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan (MUN) – The Family Circus cartoon strip has joined the now-infamous Danish cartoons of prophet Mohammed in causing violent riots throughout the Muslim world. But this time, the point of the riots are to see more of the cartoon, not less...

Poll: Most feel health care workers, hospitals get 'too much attention'
WASHINGTON- A new study revealed yesterday that most Americans are 'extremely upset'Duh! This is a surgeon. at the amount of attention and money that hospitals and health care professionals receive. In fact, 87% of people surveyed thought that all nurses should 'be imprisoned for their crime of nursing'...

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Actor Sean Penn does amazing amounts of everything
WASHINGTON- Actor Sean Penn announced today Sean Pennthat he has negotiated a settlement to the Iraqi insurgent problem, cured baldness, invented a newer and better Sno-Cone machine...

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Devil Dogs threatening America's lakes, ponds and oceans
DRAKES, MO - The Asian land-walking snakehead fish, which has been found in seven U.S. states, will no longer be a concern for the Bush administration, instead they will turn their efforts towards stopping a more serious predator: Devil Dogs ...

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Man has sexual relationship with nanny’s granny
Tadpole, Café - A very horny 38-year old man with three children has been accused of grannybangin’ by the guys down at the old watering hole for allegedly having a sexual encounter with their babysitter’s granny ...

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